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Flies and Dies Homecoming

You think you can dance You end up falling on your face ten seconds into the first song.
Holding hands with your date Your date has sweaty hands
Show up to homecoming with your homeboy He turns into Mr. Stealyogirl
You get to go to Homecoming Your mom chauffeurs you and your date in the family van
You think you’re good at the ring toss game Your date is an Olympic Ring Tosser
Goes to hoco with friends Ends up being a seventh wheel the whole night.
You think you look cute in the mirror You get to the dance and see all your friends looking like models
You win a fish at Homecoming It dies in the next 5 minutes
You see the guy you’re crushing on He doesn’t make eye contact with you the entire night
You’re ready to eat a good burger Your date is Vegan and got you the veggie meal
You think you’re strong You don’t score higher than a five on the sledge hammer game
You like dancing You can’t fit on the small dance floor
You’re starving and ready to eat You stand in line in the same spot for twenty minutes straight
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